The Ghost of Last Nights Dinner

Lyrics

Woke up this morning
I was feeling fine
Had a big dinner last night
Didn't think I'd whine (wheeh!)
But there's a ghost haunting my insides
Oh no
Bad stomach cramps got me screaming
"Let it go!" (oh-oh-oh)

The ghost of last night's dinner haunting me
Explosive diarrhea
It's a catastrophe
Oh
It's a battle I can't win
The ghost of last night's dinner
It's comin' in (hey!)

Feelin' the rumble
My guts in a twist
Oh
That spicy food was too hard to resist (yeah, yeah)
Now I'm payin' the price
In the bathroom for hours (oh no)
Prayin' to the porcelain god
This ain't flowers (no-no-no)


The ghost of last night's dinner haunting me
Explosive diarrhea
It's a catastrophe
Oh
It's a battle I can't win
The ghost of last night's dinner
It's comin' in (hey!)

My poor little kitty
She's nowhere to be found (meow)
I think she couldn't handle the toxic surround (oh-no)
The chaos in the bathroom
Oh
It was a sight
But now the aftermath has left me feeling light (ooh-yeah)

The ghost of last night's dinner haunting me
Explosive diarrhea
It's a catastrophe
Oh
It's a battle I can't win
The ghost of last night's dinner
It's comin' in (hey!)