Whiskey Made Me Do It

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Last Friday night, under neon lights,
I bought a round of shots for the bar.
Ended up singing, on tables all night,
Closed down the place with my air guitar.

Oh, my head was spinning like a merry-go-round,
But I swear it was the whiskey pouring those rounds.

Whiskey made me do it, got me talking fluent crazy,
Dancing with a broomstick, thought it was miss daisy.
Lost my phone, lost my keys, might have gotten a little frisky,
Oh, I swear it wasn't me, it was just that whiskey!

Sunday morning, without warning,
Found a traffic cone in my bed.
My ex texted, said she's perplexed,
Found her horse wearing my hat on its head.

I don’t remember being such a clown,
But I’ll blame the whiskey, it won’t let me down.

Whiskey made me do it, got me talking fluent crazy,
Dancing with a broomstick, acting all kinds of lazy.
Bought a bike, rode a trike, in a kiddie pool I'm floating,
Oh, I swear it wasn't me, it was just that whiskey.

Maybe next weekend, I’ll stay in,
But who am I kidding? I’ll probably sin.
Whiskey calls, I'm bound to fall,
Under that spell where I just can't win.

Whiskey made me do it, got me talking fluent crazy,
Howled at the moon, sangout of tune.
Lost my keys, hugged some trees, in the backyard I'm boating,
Oh, I swear it wasn't me, it was just that whiskey.