Protein Farts

Lyrics

Hit the gym, gotta get my pump,
Muscles burning, sweat starting to slump.
But to get those gains, I need some fuel,
Protein is king, it's the golden rule.

Gulping down whey, it's a protein shake,
Bulk up my bod, make these muscles quake.
But damn, these farts are starting to reek,
Gas so bad, it's making me weak.

Every shake, every rep,
My stomach's a ticking time bomb with every step.
Can't hold back, try as I might,
Clear the room, these farts take flight.

In the weight room, I'm breaking a sweat,
Squatting heavy, ain't got time to fret.
But all this whey, it's a double-edged sword,
Muscles grow, however, my farts, good lord.

Every shake, every sip, every rep,
My stomach's a ticking time bomb, oh what a misstep.
Can’t hold back, try as I might,
Clear the room, these farts take flight.
Through the day, into the night,
It’s a gas alarm, oh what a plight.
No escape, no respite,
When the whey rolls in, it's a fragrant fight.

In the weight room, I'm breaking a sweat,
Squatting heavy, ain't got time to fret.
But all this whey, it's a double-edged sword,
Muscles grow, however, my farts, good lord.

No escape, no respite

In the weight room, I'm breaking a sweat,
Squatting heavy, ain't got time to fret.
But all this whey, it's a double-edged sword,
Muscles grow, however, my farts, good lord.

my farts, good lord

Pushing limits, feeling the strain,
Every lift comes with a smelly pain.
My gains are here, they’re real, they show,
But these gassy bouts, they steal the show.

Every shake, every sip, every rep,
My ass is a ticking time bomb, oh what a misstep.
Can’t hold back, try as I might,
Clear the room, these farts take flight.
Through the day, into the night,
It’s a gas alarm, oh what a plight.
No escape, no respite,
When the whey rolls in, it's a fragrant fight.

I've tried the pills, the powders too,
Hoping for a cure, a break-through.
Yet here I am, still standing tall,
Hoping my next fart won’t clear the hall.

Every shake, every sip, every rep,
My ass is a ticking time bomb, oh what a misstep.
Can’t hold back, try as I might,
Clear the room, these farts take flight.
Through the day, into the night,
It’s a gas alarm, oh what a plight.
No escape, no respite,
When the whey rolls in, it's a fragrant fight.

So here’s to the gains, and the smelly price,
Protein’s my friend, but it's rolling the dice.
While I get strong, and my body will thrive,
My farts have a story: "Beware, keep out, I've arrived."

So here’s to the gains, and the smelly price,
Protein’s my friend, but it's rolling the dice.
While I get strong, and my body will thrive,
You better beware, if you wanna survive