Laxatives in the Lasagna

Lyrics

Oooh, yeah, yeah, uh-huh,
Got a funny story for ya,
When dinner gets a little, mmm, out of hand!

Walked into the party, feeling kinda fine,
Jimmy said, "Dinner’s at nine."
The table set, the sauce was boss,
Never knew it’d come with such a cost.

Lasagna layers, oh so cheesy,
Ate three helpings, easy peasy,
But then a rumble, something strange,
In the belly, a tectonic change!

Laxatives in the lasagna, oh what a meal,
Gastro-gambles, can't believe it's real!
Mamma mia, that secret spice,
Who knew dinner could roll the dice?

Everyone laughing, sipping on wine,
The room got warmer, not feelin' fine,
Faces turned pale, the truth came out,
We prepared for a toilet paper drought

The room is now a mess, gone all wrong,
Dinner's a race, can't stay long,
We dash and dart, for the nearest door,
Never had a meal like this before!

Laxatives in the lasagna, oh what a meal,
Gastro-gambles, can't believe it's real!
Mamma mia, that secret spice,
Who knew dinner could roll the dice?

In the bathroom line, we share a laugh,
‘Cause what are friends for, if not to gaff?
Next time at Jim’s, we’ll think twice,
Maybe just stick to the rice!

Laxatives in the lasagna, oh what a meal,
Gastro-gambles, can't believe it's real!
Mamma mia, that secret spice,
Who knew dinner could roll the dice?

So here’s the lesson, clear and true,
Check what you eat, and who cooks for you!
When it aint right, better take a pass
When it hits, prayers wont save your ass