Duke Nukem Babe

Lyrics

Alien scum, time to say your prayers
He’s got bullets, biceps, and golden hair
Sunglasses on, ego turned to eleven
Kicked down the door on the gates of heaven
He’s got no filter, no remorse
No sidekick, team, or backup force
His voice is low, boots are heavy
Chewin’ lead its time to get ready
Jetpack roarin’, pistol gleamin’
Aliens fall when the babes start screamin’
Duke Nukem, babe, respect the crown
Blasting monsters out of town
He’s locked, loaded, never done
A thousand kills and having fun
He came, he crushed, now raise that glass
For the man that will stick a boot up your ass

Tried diplomacy once or twice
But nothing talks like a combat knife
When everybody runs in fear
Duke shows up with a pack of beer
Cigar lit with a flamethrower blast
Blows smoke, then kicks some ass
He took a dump in a demon's lair
The little gifts for him to share
Alien Queens? He’s had worse dates
Took her out, with a rocket to the face

Duke Nukem, babe, respect the crown
Blasting monsters out of town
He’s locked, loaded, never done
A thousand kills and having fun
He came, he crushed, now raise that glass
For the man that will stick a boot up your ass