Digital Gladiator

Lyrics

I log in, it's like stepping in my palace,
But these script kiddies are filled with malice.
Every corner I turn, there's a sniper in the mist,
I'd have zero deaths, man, if cheats didn't exist.
Got my joystick arsenal, skills sharp as a knife,
But these invisible foes, they be stealin' my life.
I'd be the king of this game, the ultimate player,
If these backdoor bandits weren't electronic betrayers.

Call me a sore loser, but bro, it ain't fair,
I'm just speaking the truth, from my gaming chair
I’d be breaking all records, if they’d play right,
But these hacking fools got me losing all night.

Oh, I'm a digital gladiator, gaming's my arena,
But these hackers on my screen, they creep like hyena.
Swear I'd be the champion, the leaderboard's dream,
If these cheat-code warriors didn't hack the stream.

Got a custom rig setup, lights and all that bling,
But these ghosting ghouls make it hard to do my thing.
It’s like fighting shadows, where's the honor in defeat?
When I'm gunned down by a cheat in every feat.
In my headset, I’m a legend, a mythical beast,
Spitting comebacks like a gaming high priest
I shout at my screen, "It’s rigged," I complain,
Mom yells back, IT'S JUST A GAME

These digital demons, they mock my claim to fame,
As I yell at the screen, calling every name.
It's all their fault, these battles I've won,
In the realm of code I'm second to none!

Maybe it's me, nah, it’s gotta be you,
Facing real skills, they don't have a clue.
I’m the underdog hero in my own mind’s eye,
Against these binary bandits, I ceaselessly die.

Oh, I'm a digital gladiator, gaming's my arena,
But these hackers on my screen, they creep like hyena.
Swear I'd be the champion, the leaderboard's dream,
If these cheat-code warriors didn't hack the stream.

So here's my farewell, my rage quit is due,
It's not me, it's them, it's you!
But as I shut down, here’s a thought, real slick,
Maybe, just maybe, I should just get good, quick!