John Helldiver

Lyrics

When the bugs started swarming, the skies turned red,
John Helldiver woke up and rolled out of bed.
With his bare hands, he once fought a tank,
Has a pet Titan that he named Frank

He once drank a volcano and asked for more,
He's the one, the only, charger matador

John Helldiver, the unkillable force,
Killing termanids is his power source.
He’s the phantom diver, the hero we crave,
John Helldiver, can't be sent to the grave


In the depths of the void, where the darkness resides,
He took down a Hive Lord with a power slide.
His laughter is thunder, his gaze pure fire,
Flosses his teeth with a roll of barbed wire

He once rode into a black hole just for the thrill,
There's no foe on the battlefield he can't kill.

John Helldiver, the unkillable force,
Killing termanids is his power source.
He’s the phantom diver, the hero we crave,
John Helldiver, can't be sent to the grave

He once shot a bug from a mile away,
And saved a whole planet in a single day.
They say he can reload with just a thought,
Theres no enemy that he hasn’t fought


In the heart of a supernova, he takes a nap,
John Helldiver, the one-man deathtrap.

John Helldiver, the unkillable force,
Killing termanids is his power source.
He’s the phantom diver, the hero we crave,
John Helldiver, can't be sent to the grave

He can charm any woman, best they ever had,
John Helldiver might be your dad.