Skid Mark Salsa

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Got those salsa skid marks, can’t take it back,
A spicy adventure, left a dark brown track.
Fiery flavor left its mark so deep,
Salsa skid marks, got me losing sleep.
It hit me hard, like a spicy surprise,
Thought I could handle it, but I realized.
One bite too many, now there’s no escape,
Salsa’s fiery grip left me in bad shape.


It started with a craving, for something bold,
Hit up the taco truck, like I was told.
Ordered up the salsa, spiciest in town,
Little did I know, it’d bring me down.

Burning on my tongue, but I kept going,
Thought I was a champ, without even knowing.

Got those salsa skid marks, can’t take it back,
A spicy adventure, left a dark brown track.
Fiery flavor left its mark so deep,
Salsa skid marks, got me losing sleep.
It hit me hard, like a spicy surprise,
Thought I could handle it, but I realized.
One bite too many, now there’s no escape,
Salsa’s fiery grip left me in bad shape.

Danced through the night, feeling the heat,
But my stomach churned, couldn’t stay on my feet.
Sweat on my brow, a grimace on my face,
Salsa hit hard, put me in my place.

Felt the need to go, but it was too late,
Skid marks in my shorts, sealed my fate.

Got those salsa skid marks, can’t take it back,
A spicy adventure, left a dark brown track.
Fiery flavor left its mark so deep,
Salsa skid marks, got me losing sleep.
It hit me hard, like a spicy surprise,
Thought I could handle it, but I realized.
One bite too many, now there’s no escape,
Salsa’s fiery grip left me in bad shape.

Now I tell the story, to warn all my friends,
That salsa’s got a kick, with messy ends.
Laugh if you want, but it’s true my friend,
Salsa skid marks, it's a decision I won't defend.

That salsa had a kick, left a lasting scar,
Now I’m here wondering how it got this far.